Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

nikonpup

nikonpup

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nikonpup

nikonpup

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My bloody dog ran off last night, so there I was walking round the park calling his name for 20mins and still couldn't find him.

My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo...

Still can't find the fucking dog...….​
 
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mikew_RIP

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You hang in there sunshine!
 
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singlerosa_RIP

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STM said:
An Army and Marine General were standing at adjacent urinals at the Pentagon. Both finish up at the same time. The Marine goes to the sink and washes his hands, the Army General just zips up and leaves. The Marine catches up and remarks "You know General, I noticed that you didn't wash your hands after going to the bathroom". "That's right General" replied the Army General. "Well you know General in the Marine Corps we train our officers to wash their hands after going to the bathroom". "Well in the Army General, we train our officers not to pee on their hands!"
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I don't think it's just the pee that we don't want to touch. But some guys, not just Army dudes, don't get the concept of that or double dipping, etc. I was at a teen driving clinic recently and a fellow instructor bypassed the sink at a pit stop. When I commented on shaking hands with him later, he dismissed the issue by telling me he hadn't peed on his hands. WTF? Sweaty ole swantz hand is fine as long as there's no urine on it, eh?
 
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