Alien Egg? Recently discovered in the brush in rural Kerplop, Missouri. Appears to be attached/growing/mating to a tree. Residents have tried to destroy it, but with no success. Hound Dogs will not go near it. It is close to some Union Pacific tracks, and it vibrates when trains go by. Anyone that tried to approach it is caught up in such a fit of laughing they are unable to walk a straight line to it, and veer off to one side and another.
Some suggest that the recent high water flooded this low lying area, and it is simply a homeless soccer ball. The growth on the orb, however, seems alive, and intermingles with the tree bark in such a way (as observed through binoculars), that even the local constable will not approach it.
There is rumours that it is some type of communication device that fell off of a drone....no one really knows.
If you want directions to check this out, just call 1-23B-R549.
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