I won't even ask for that. I'd just like to be able to grow anything without it being eaten first by bugs or critters. Between the two, I'm batting zero here. The most maddening were the tomatoes, which would be stolen or eaten on the vine just as they ripened. I tried everything (legally) I could think of to keep it from happening.
My grandfather used to use the critters that tried to eat his garden to supplement the vegetables from the garden!!
Unfortunately, I believe that marsh rats were what was getting into my vegetables; I'm not eating those. Rabbits, on the other hand...
WM