The first one reminds me of that game where you line a bunch of people up, tell the first person a short story and let each re-tell it to the person next to them and so on down the line. It is always a hoot to hear how the story changes by the time it hits the last person!
Or I also see this as the first gull asking the second one "ok, who's the ugly chick second from the end and who invited HER to this Super Bowl Sunday party?"