Australia Doesn't Exist

Australia Doesn't Exist And People Who Live There Are Actors Paid By NASA - Flat Earthers Claim

There's a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE.



The idea resurfaced at a some recent gathering of the so-called Flat Earthers in the Birmingham recently where over 200 people came together to confirm to each other that the Earth is nothing more than a giant pancake.



The origin of the "fake Australia" post started on Reddit back in 2017 and was written by a Shelley Floryd. But it appears to be back in the minds of the spherically-challenged at the moment.



"Australia is not real," the rant begins. "It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history."



Moreover, the post reckons that all Australians are nothing more than computer generated personas and if you've ever been Down Under yourself: "you're terribly wrong".
 

Dawg Pics

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[MENTION=9753]Scott Murray[/MENTION] is just a Max Headroom reboot. He lives in a virtual reality world filled with magical creatures like the Kangaroo and Kookaburra. His arch nemesis is a low-res digital Crocodile Dundee.
 

Marcel

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This should have been posted in the Jokes forum, as sad as it is that people actually think this way and believe it...
 

Fred Kingston

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I think the article is satire. The site that has it is a blog that simply aggregates articles from other sites. They don't originate that stuff... Even the site that created that article is sort of tongue in cheek.
 

hark

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So the work of @kevy73 is just a figment of my imagination? :eyetwitch: Hey Kevin, you out there in the land of make believe? ;)
 

Scott Murray

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Holycrap am I not really here is this Google AI typing this?
Does that mean all this driving and sight seeing I have done is fake aswell.

I really worry about our world and the people in it. We are going to go extinct just like the Dodo.

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Woodyg3

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I was looking at an explanation by a flat earther of how it can be dark in part of the flat world, and light in another. The diagram showed a sun that was a spot light that only shows on part of the earth disk at a time. Sure, that makes sense. A giant flaming ball of gas spot light.

I've always wondered what these people think is on the other side of the "disk earth."
 

mikew_RIP

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I was going to emigrate to Australia but at the interview i was asked if i had a criminal record, i said sorry but i didnt know it was still a requirement :cheerful:
 

Andy W

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Hopefully when, or if, the flat earthers complete elementary school they will have a better understanding of things.
 
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