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    and all just because of a stupid police officer...
    The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

    Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

    Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

    Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

    Me: "A car."

    Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

    Me:"I have no idea!"

    Officer:"So, you're drunk."

    Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

    Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

    Me:"A motorcycle."

    Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

    Me:"I have no idea!"

    Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

    Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

    Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

    Officer:"A prostitute of course."

    Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

    Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend

    ...


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