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    SENIORS UNDERSTANDING DIRECTIONS AND MORE

    I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists’ high counter is located.

    I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.

    The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.

    I said, “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?

    Seeing I’m a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along with my request.

    He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.

    Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.

    When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked: “Now, does that taste sweet to you?”

    The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled: “HELL NO!!!”


    I said, “Oh, thank God! That’s a real relief!My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!”

    I’m not allowed to go back to that Pharmacy, but I really don’t care, because they aren’t very friendly there anymore!
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    ADAM IN EDEN
    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
    So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
    Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
    God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
    He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.”
    “She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.”
    “She will praise you!”
    She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
    “She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”
    Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”
    God replied, “An arm and a leg.”
    Then Adam asked, “What can I get for just a rib?”
    Of course the rest is history!!!!
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