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  1. #501
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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

    LITTLE JOHNNY:

    Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother. "I don't need to," the boy replied.
    "Of course, you do "his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook”





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  3. #503
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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

    A man walks into a bar with a salamander.
    The bar tender notices and asks, “What's its name?”
    , The man replies, “Tiny.”

    “Why'd you name him that?” the bar tender asked, to which the man replies “Because he's my newt”
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    Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
    Nothing more needs to be said....

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  5. #505
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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

    A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.

    The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."

    The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."

    He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."

    Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"
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  6. #506
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    How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!


    If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do:


    The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors.


    The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire.


    The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter.


    The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building.
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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

    As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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  8. #508
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    THE OLDER WOMAN

    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
    She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
    In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.


    We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double.
    'What's that?' I asked
    .
    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
    I said, 'No
    ,' - excitedly.

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

    I went back to her place.


    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'



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  9. #509
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    Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
    Risky I know ...

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  10. #510
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    The Nikon police are going to get you for that
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