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  1. #3461
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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

    DO NOT GROW UP!!
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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
    The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father”
    The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that”.
    The priest looked up from his book and answered, “I am the Father of many”.
    The boy said, “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way”.
    The priest, getting impatient, said, “I am the Father of hundreds” and went back to reading his book.
    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, “Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar”.
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    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.
    One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
    As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
    floated, of all things, a condom!
    When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
    "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
    directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"
    The pastor fainted.
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  7. #3467
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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marcel View Post
    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.
    One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
    As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
    floated, of all things, a condom!
    When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
    "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
    directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"
    The pastor fainted.
    As a church organist (but 60 and married) all can say about this is......





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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marcel View Post
    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.
    One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
    As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
    floated, of all things, a condom!
    When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
    "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
    directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"
    The pastor fainted.
    I have to share this one on Facebook for all my musician friends

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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

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    Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

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    DO NOT GROW UP!!
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