I shot my wife

Went for a walk this afternoon since it was 72 degrees and sunny and got what i think is a good photo of my wife.

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STM

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The title gave me a bit of a start, but it reminded me of a joke:

Bill texts his next door neighbor Bob with some bad news. He texts "Bob I just cannot live with the guilt any more. For the last year I have been tapping your wife. I am utterly ashamed of my reprehensible behavior and hope you can forgive me. I will stop immediately". Bob is so utterly distraught at this news of such an egregious betrayal on the part of his wife that he goes into his closet, grabs his shotgun and confronts his wife "how could you do this to me??". Without even waiting for an answer, Bob shoots her in the chest and kills her. A few moments later Bill texts Bob again and says "sorry about the last text. I meant to say I have been taping your wifi not wife, damn autocorrect!"
 
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