I actually get all sorts of raspberry noises and chuckles. Does anyone else's camera LAUGH!?
Geez...
The only noises that I hear that really pees me off is my flash overheating from time to time.... grrrrrrrr
I can't take a selfie with mine, my wide angle lens is not wide enough !!!
Does it make me a nerd that when I read the subject, I thought this was going to be about connecting your Nikon to a PC based computer?!?!