I just found this and got a chuckle:
Clif Dickens Hits the Nail on the Head With Honest Slogans | Lost in Internet
Prob my favorite because I don't remember the last time I actually used a phone book and didn't just toss it:
Clif Dickens Hits the Nail on the Head With Honest Slogans | Lost in Internet
Prob my favorite because I don't remember the last time I actually used a phone book and didn't just toss it: