Hahaha. Nice. Welcome to the film world. Try looking into the waist level viewfinder of a 6x7 system camera like the Mamiya RB/RZ or into the ground glass of a large format camera - and you might echo the ' size does matter' phrase!
Had the 500cm and the motorized one think it was 500elm,lovely cameras and you can buy a camera complete and couple of lenses now for what we paid for one camera.