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<blockquote data-quote="snaphappy" data-source="post: 125617" data-attributes="member: 12198"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">temper and threatening manner.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She says: "Doctor that was brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">drunk, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">touch me even once!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Tell me Doc...wha's the secret? How's the water do that?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Doctor says: "Janet hen, it's really nae big secret. The water</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..." </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="snaphappy, post: 125617, member: 12198"] [FONT=Times New Roman]A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner. The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet? The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'." The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep." Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. She says: "Doctor that was brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once! Tell me Doc...wha's the secret? How's the water do that?" The Doctor says: "Janet hen, it's really nae big secret. The water does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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