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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 119422" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">When Chemists die, they barium.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">PMS jokes aren't funny; period...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Broken pencils are pointless.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded some dough.</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 119422, member: 9701"] [B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Courier]How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. When Chemists die, they barium. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. PMS jokes aren't funny; period... We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded some dough.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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