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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 118044" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><strong>A Conversation in Heaven</strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">SYLVIA: </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Hi! Wanda.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">WANDA: </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Hi Sylvia. How'd you die?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">SYLVIA: </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I froze to death.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">WANDA: </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">How horrible!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">SYLVIA: </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>the cold, I began </strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">to get warm & sleepy,</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>and finally died a peaceful death. </strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">What about you?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. </span></strong><strong>I suspected that my husband </strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">was cheating on me,</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>so I came home early to catch him in the act. </strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">But instead, I found him all by himself</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>in the den watching TV.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>SYLVIA: So, what happened?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>WANDA: </strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I started running</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>all over the house looking. I ran up into</strong> <strong>the attic </strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and searched, and down into the</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>basement. Then I went through </strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">every closet</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>and checked under all the beds. I kept this up</strong> <strong>until </strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I had looked everywhere, and finally</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>I became so exhausted that </strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I just keeled over</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <strong>with a heart attack and died.</strong></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">---we'd both still be alive.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 118044, member: 9701"] [B]A Conversation in Heaven[/B] [B][FONT=Arial] SYLVIA: [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial]Hi! Wanda. [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial] WANDA: [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial]Hi Sylvia. How'd you die? [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial] SYLVIA: [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial]I froze to death. [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial] WANDA: [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial]How horrible! [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial] SYLVIA: [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial]It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]the cold, I began [/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]to get warm & sleepy,[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]and finally died a peaceful death. [/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]What about you? [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial] WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. [/FONT][/B][B]I suspected that my husband [/B][B][FONT=Arial]was cheating on me,[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]so I came home early to catch him in the act. [/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]But instead, I found him all by himself[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]in the den watching TV. [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA: [/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial]I started running[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]all over the house looking. I ran up into[/B] [B]the attic [/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]and searched, and down into the[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]basement. Then I went through [/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]every closet[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]and checked under all the beds. I kept this up[/B] [B]until [/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]I had looked everywhere, and finally[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]I became so exhausted that [/B][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]I just keeled over[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B]with a heart attack and died.[/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial]SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial]---we'd both still be alive.[/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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