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<blockquote data-quote="Marcel" data-source="post: 118041" data-attributes="member: 3903"><p>A monkey comes in a bar and asks: Do you have any bananas?</p><p></p><p>The bartender says: No we don't</p><p></p><p>Monkey: Do you have any bananas?</p><p></p><p>No we don't have bananas you stupid monkey.</p><p></p><p>Monkey: Are you sure you don't have any bananas?</p><p></p><p>Bartender gets under the bar, picks up a hammer that is there for a weapon and says: Now you stupid monkey, you ask me again if I have bananas and I'll nail both your hands on the bar.</p><p></p><p>Monkey asks: Do you have any nails?</p><p></p><p>Bartender: No, we DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!</p><p></p><p>Monkey: Do you have any bananas.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marcel, post: 118041, member: 3903"] A monkey comes in a bar and asks: Do you have any bananas? The bartender says: No we don't Monkey: Do you have any bananas? No we don't have bananas you stupid monkey. Monkey: Are you sure you don't have any bananas? Bartender gets under the bar, picks up a hammer that is there for a weapon and says: Now you stupid monkey, you ask me again if I have bananas and I'll nail both your hands on the bar. Monkey asks: Do you have any nails? Bartender: No, we DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS! Monkey: Do you have any bananas. [/QUOTE]
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